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81787 notes / Vor 14 Stunden / reblogim Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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130741 notes / Vor 14 Stunden / reblogonce in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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If she makes you a CD, she wants to C the D.
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